Dear Local Targets,
I love you dearly but am deeply disappointed this year in all of you (or at least the three or four of you I've been to). I thought it was SOP to begin selling Fall decor after July 4th, yet you STILL don't have anything but the Halloween stuff out. I waited until September 1st and all my decorations are out, but you? So sad.
Where are my fake Fall leaves for my table? Where are the new dishtowels I must have? I finally today found one measly punkin candy dish (which of course I bought), but I am still really disappointed. Christmas sheets are out on the endcap, but not the Fall stuff. I had such great confidence in you! Maybe next year...
Sincerely always still forever (broke) yours,