Of course I'm not upgrade-eligible right now either so a new iPhone 5 would've cost me about $650,000. Um no, what else ya got Mr. Eric at AT&T? He recommended we go to Pro-Wireless at the mall and see if they would replace the screen for cheaper. (He also recommended phone insurance, but pfft. I don't need that mess.)
We quickly headed over there since they closed at 9pm and it was after 8 (Why does the entire city shut down at 9pm?! Just sayin'.).
Well the awesome news is they replaced the screen for just about a hundred bucks in under an hour! Woohoo! The only true sad moment came when my cute cheap chevron case bit the dust. Back to the boring one I was using before.
Yay! Disaster averted.